Not Obvious, Josephine

Pete Wentz

2007-06-20T09:27:00.000-07:00

I like his thick biceps and pretty lips, those tattoos that run down to his wrists, his sallow skin and heart shaped face. and best off all: those curious hazel eyes.

Nicholas Hoult

2007-01-09T16:54:00.000-08:00

Look who's all grown up - that annoying thang from 'About A Boy' - oh and how! I love his eyebrow to eye socket ratio, the transluscent skin, and those eyes that would light up a much less handsome face. It's a case of colouring going completely right here, and the features just sitting slighly off-kilter. A winning combination, yes.

Adrien Grenier

2006-12-21T11:06:00.000-08:00

I find him fairly annoying on screen - television or film, but in pictures he looks like very sexy. caught between pretty and feral, in certain lights he makes me think of the 1980s incredible hulk. i can certainly see the animal in him.

Various Writers

2006-12-21T10:21:00.000-08:00

Very few writers are especially handsome, but many of them are attractive. Of the writers chosen here, i don't care for much of their work. jonathan saffron foer is an abominable writer, and chuck palahniuk just churns out crap. still - attractive they are, and why they appear here.

1. dave eggers

2.jonathan saffron foer

3. chuck palahniuk

4. jack kerouac

5. albert camus

Sal Mineo

2006-12-20T07:16:00.000-08:00

Tragic gay film star of 'Rebel Without A Cause' fame. Cute as a button, and mixing vulnerability with macho. Enjoy.

Jon Spencer

2006-12-20T07:08:00.000-08:00

Of blues explosion fame - and other minor side-projects. Good pictures are hard to come by - but i hope these demonstrate his mammoth sex appeal - classic good looks (ageing well) and dirty finesse.

Vincent Gallo

2006-12-20T05:20:00.000-08:00

Arrogant agent provocateur, and sometime film-maker, Gallo has been a fave of mine since I first clapped eyes on him - probably in an old 90s ferrara film, then Palookaville. It's the lizard-like eyes - sometimes cold, other times: serene; the messy swathes of black hair; the important bone structure; the swaggering and posturing. He has a big dick as well, if 'Brown Bunny' is to be believed.

Steve Malkmus

2006-12-19T15:11:00.000-08:00

A favourite from the 1990s and still looking hot. Lead singer with seminal band Pavement before going on to a less-interesting solo career. I think he's a template for the kind of things i find attractive in a certain kind of man: the long, limber fingers; large, skinny nose; tall gangling frame; lean arms; and that cleanness that emanates more from the pores, than it comes from any amount of grooming.

Brendon Urie

2006-12-19T15:00:00.000-08:00

Lead singer of emo band 'Panic At The Disco' - and again, a more obvious choice. He's 19, sexually ambiguous - and facially, quite breath-taking - almost modelesque.

Amir Khan

2006-12-19T14:06:00.000-08:00

19 year old boxer, who many besides myself have taken a shine to. I don't expect to make such obvious choices in future, but it would be something like a lie if he didn't feature in the blog at some point.

His physical attributes are obvious - big, long-lashed eyes that put bambi's to shame, a big full mouth, delicious chocolate skin, and a dusting of hair across his arms and beginning over his strong chest.

Thomas Vinterberg

2006-12-15T07:36:00.000-08:00

It's Director City round here today - and after Ozon I'd like to celebrate Thomas Vinterberg. His film 'Festen' was one of the best of the nineties - and although he's been patchy since - he still looks great.

Francois Ozon

2006-12-15T07:26:00.000-08:00

I won't deny I find creativity and intelligence sexy, and ozon is one of my favourite directors working today. He just so happens to be fabulously handsome on top of everything.

Max Minghella

2006-12-14T17:36:00.000-08:00

He's yet to find a good movie,worthy of his pretty-boy looks - but he will, and soon. Art School Confidential was a failure, and deservedly - but Max's dark beauty was a reason to see it through to its sorry conclusion. I love his thick eyebrows, plum-shaped lips and beautiful dark transluscent skin.

Jason Schwartzman

2006-12-14T16:05:00.000-08:00

As though to apologise for too many men-in music, here's an actor to redress the balance. Take note of his big, sexy jewish nose, thick lips and gloriously toned and hairy body.

Devendra Banhart

2006-12-13T15:42:00.000-08:00

I'm not such a fan of his marc-bolan-u-like music, but I know a sexy indie boy when I see one. Thick dark hair framing a pretty face, and then growing all down the chin - well I find it very enticing. I like his big luscious brown nipples too, and his slight frame.

Sufjan Stevens

2006-12-13T15:25:00.000-08:00

Mellifluous tones and a way around a melody make for secondary virtues when you look like Sufjan. I like the olive skin, the hairy arms, soulful dark eyes, and that gappy smile. There is something delightfully clean about a complexion of his sort - which suggests all the veins in the body; and a smooth, dewy penis sheath.

Mike Patton

2006-12-12T20:25:00.000-08:00

Handsome but dirty. The suggestion of filth.

Valentino Rossi

2006-12-12T20:16:00.000-08:00

From the moment I set my eyes on this motorbike legend I was inflamed. He combines a cheeky cuteness with daring rough edges - which is plenty enough to spark the imagination

Welcome

2006-12-12T20:08:00.000-08:00

Tired of porn blogs that merely suffice to link you back to paysites? Me too. I'm equally as tired of blogs raking over the same famous faces. Can Brad pitt really still excite the loins after the millioneth blogosphere incarnation? I shouldn't think so - and so I intend to redress the balance by posting pictures of attractive men you are unlikely to find all over the net. I'll include amateurs, the famous and yes, the odd professional model if i deem him interesting. Let's go!